Monday, February 1, 2010

US Weekly we need to have "the talk"

We have had a great time, I think you're great but I just don't see us working out anymore. When our relationship first started you were new, and fresh, and fun. I always had a good time with you. You never let me down....But lately that's just not the case anymore. With head lines like

"Katie Holmes wears scarf and hat to movie premier in Sundance"

"Jessica Simpson farts during business meeting!"

"Brad Pitt trims beard"

I don't really know how you expect me to take you seriously. I would love to say it's not you it's me. But that's just not true...It's you, it's totally you.

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