Because shaking your ass with a clutch in hand or chain bag on your shoulder is uncomfortably awkward. At midnight, you deal with it.
But come 4 am, when you awake in some shady-ass apartment-turned-speakeasy-turned-dance-party, and Ms. Gaga has WTF popped out of the radio, is grabbing your arms in her crazy claws and singing for you to “JUST DANCE,” you ditch your purse. You just do.
[And then you lose it, natch.]
This advice is compliments of vie at www.theviesociety.tumblr.com. She is always good for practical advice like this. She also made me take up the phrase amazeballs.
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