So I log onto people.com to see blaring at me.
Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem Wed!
That bitch stole my future husband. Here I was minding my business, working hard at my accounting job, smelling like fish, waiting for my opportunity to meet Mr. Bardem so he could fall in love with me. And boom just like that, that leggy, beautiful, Oscar winning, sultry Latino swoops in and marries the future love of my life. I honestly don't know what he sees in her. Big mistake Javier, HUGE.
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